tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8687085525454907856.post5834444375743033937..comments2012-06-10T15:19:07.614-07:00Comments on Motherhood Bytes: Where the hell is IT?MotherhoodBytershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04345700917621573324noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8687085525454907856.post-76885329973062439322008-06-11T15:03:00.000-07:002008-06-11T15:03:00.000-07:00Ah finally, the wisdom I have been searching for. ...Ah finally, the wisdom I have been searching for. Thank God I am not adverse to cussing like a filthy trucker either!!<BR/><BR/>I will start my meditation this evening, hopefully before the first lost item request of the night is in.MotherhoodBytershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04345700917621573324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8687085525454907856.post-49208768350029105472008-06-11T14:48:00.000-07:002008-06-11T14:48:00.000-07:00Oh yes. The lost belonging dilemma. The Dani Lama ...Oh yes. The lost belonging dilemma. <BR/><BR/>The Dani Lama suggest Clutter Meditation in which you sit quietly in the middle of a room and ponder the impermanence of things. This is a difficult form of mediation, particularly when the other individuals in your area (let's call them family) attempt to interrupt. That is why it's imperative that your mantra, which you chant through out sound like this, "Ommmmmm, fuck off you miserable bastards, ommmmm, fuck off you miserable bastards, ommmmmm, fuck off you miserable bastard...."<BR/><BR/>When you're calm, you then quietly end you meditation by throwing everything off the balcony. <BR/><BR/>This is a deeply cleansing mediation. <BR/><BR/>Best of luck my child.The Dani Lamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03862296279270553257noreply@blogger.com